According to the Urban Dictionary....
Crop Dusting (v.):
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.
Example:"The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section"
When crop dusting does NOT work:1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
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Today I learned of this so called "Crop Dusting" thanks to Johnny Boi. Im still laughing about it, learn something new everyday.
Good thing I didnt get a hands on demo. I will travel armed and prepared from this day foward. Febreeze & all.
You Crop Dust my arse yours will be Crop Busted. haha.
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